As bad as the illegal alien @ Toys R US?

Maybe you heard about the kid's costume that was removed from Target, Walgreens, and Toys R Us - it was nothing more than a harmless alien mask and prison jumpsuit....you know, just in case you were wanting to go for something extra classy this year.  Unfortunately you'll have to come up with a creative way, as so many young ladies do on All Hallow's Eve, to have that certain savoir-faire all on your own...might I suggest a sexy {insert noun}, perhaps?

via Found in My Mom's Basement.