stati: used primarily by douchebags....

Derek Womack Would like to nip this Pat Robertson thing in the bud: I was the one who made a pact with the devil in 1804. ME. And it was only tangentially related to Haiti. There. Cat's out of the bag. Thanks a lot, Pat. Maybe you and Rush Limbaugh and Harry Reid can get together and talk about how awesome Tyler Perry is. Also, who is Tyler Perry?Thu at 2:11pm · You like this.

Derek Womack ♥ Heather Pardew ninja-liking my statuses.

Thu at 6:35pm

Heather Pardew i think the appropriate terminology is stati. but you're welcome regardi.

Thu at 10:05pm ·

Derek Womack

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/status

You may be able to out-art/out-charm/out-pretty/out-alotofthings me, young lady, but you will not out-word me.

Thu at 11:46pm

Heather Pardew can I out-hipster you too? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stati

Yesterday at 7:50am ·

Derek Womack

I'll allow it, you sly vixen.

7 hours ago